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The Good, The Bad, and The Wallaby
Season 1, Episode 6a
Title-TheGoodTheBadAndTheWallaby
Air date October 17, 1993
Written by George Maestri
Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
Dan Povenmire
Directed by Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
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The Good, The Bad, and The Wallaby is episode 6a of Rocko's Modern Life.

Plot

Rocko gets a letter from his uncle Gib Hootsen, who wants him to visit his ranch. Rocko reminisces his last visit at his uncle's ranch, where he was inept at roping and rode his first horse named Jezebel, who chewed him up and spit him back out. So Rocko is determined to get back on the horse to make things different and grabs his old cowboy hat out of his closet. Heffer comes over and asks if he could come to the ranch with Rocko, who warns him that when they go, he should be careful, for a ranch is no place for a steer. Rocko and Heffer drive to Lazy J Ranch, where they visit Rocko's uncle Gib. Rocko is invited inside the house, but Heffer has to stay outside with the cattle. During the night, his ponderous weight causes him to knock into a row of sleeping cattle, waking them up. Heffer decides to just sleep in the barn instead. The next morning, Rocko asks his uncle if he could ride Jezebel again, only to discover that the horse is now dead. So Gib teaches Rocko how to rope. But the wallaby misses easily and ropes a bunch of different objects instead. A cow then tells Heffer that Rocko is an oppressor and tells him that he needs to abandon him to be a member of the herd. When told that he isn't branded, Heffer cajoles Rocko to brand him multiple times, but Rocko refuses. So Heffer marks himself and tells the rest of the herd that he has been branded, making him an official member of their herd, and they ask if he could join them to attend the Moo Moo Club with them. Rocko notices this and walks in. The other cattle spot him and Heffer tells him about his membership in the cattle. Rocko feels heartbroken and walks away. The next morning, Rocko finds that Heffer and the rest of the cattle are going to a market via pick up truck and they drive off. On the truck, one of the cows tell Heffer that the cattle is getting sold and Rocko finds out about this through Gib. So he rides on Jezebel's corpse and ropes Heffer, the force of the moving truck pulls him along with it. As the truck comes to a mountain, Rocko falls out and lands on one of the lambs below. He rides the lamb to the truck and climbs aboard. He asks the driver of the truck if he could stop, which he does so. The force of the stop sends Rocko flying over the perilous objects and onto an armchair (which Rocko calls an "unbelievable stroke of luck"), only for the spring of the chair to emerge from the seat, sending the wallaby flying again and onto a cactus. Heffer removes Rocko off the cactus and tells Rocko that he is officially done with herding. Gib comes around and says that he will close the ranch and open up a resort for cows - a Club Moo. Rocko and Heffer ride lambs back home and Gib (along with the rest of the cattle) sings a song about Rocko and his predicaments in Lazy J Ranch (which he calls "Rocko the Wallaby of the West). As the song ends, Heffer asks Rocko which is funnier: bananas or cheese, to which Rocko replies "Cheese, Hef. Definitely cheese."

Characters Present

Censorship

  • In the original airing, there was a scene in which Heffer receives pleasure from a milking machine, though only his reactions are shown onscreen, and another scene where Heffer says goodbye to the Milk-O-Matic were cut from re-runs. However, the uncut version can still be seen on the "With Friends Like These" VHS tape as well as international airings of the episode.

Trivia

  • This is the only episode where Heffer mistakes himself for a cow.
    • Also, it is odd to how Heffer could be milked when he's actually a bull (a male steer) and lacks udders.
  • The conversation at the end of the episode ("Which is funnier, bananas or cheese?") is a reference to a gag in "Trash-O-Madness". When Spunky sticks his nose in the Suck-O-Lux, originally bananas was going to come out of his nose. But the writers decided that cheese was definitely funnier.
  • Heffer's line "We'll always have the barn" is a parody of the line "We'll always have Paris" from the film Casablanca.
Season 1
No Pain, No GainWho Gives a BuckLeap FrogsBedfellowsJet ScreamDirty DogKeeping Up With the BigheadsSkid MarksPower TripTo Heck and BackThe Good, The Bad, and The WallabyTrash-O-MadnessSpitballsPopcorn PandemoniumCabin FeverRinse & SpitSucker for the Suck-O-MaticCannedCarnival KnowledgeSand in Your NavelRocko's Happy SackFlu-In-U-EnzaWho's For DinnerLove SpankedClean Lovin'Unbalanced Load

Note: Episodes are in broadcast order, not necessarily production order.

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